Big Graeme McLure

One of my favourite lobby hosts of all time was

Big Graeme McLure

Graeme was a ladies man extrordinaire.... he had women falling at his feet.... as illustrated by the picture above...although as you can see thats no woman...thats a hunk of burning masculine love at his feet :o)

Graeme had a cool sports car which only enhanced his sauve exterior. Can't remember what kind of car it was but it may have been a Mazda.

Look at this photo from the Lobby night out at the Tudor Hotel in Airdrie 1996...... Another notch on the McLure belt that night. Although if you look closely I would say it looks like a rubber doll he has in his hands.....not that I have much experience there....honestly (well maybe just the once... but I loved her)

At one point the big dude had a young Filly from lobby on the go by the name of Fiona.... can anyone mind her second name. Anyways they kept their relationship well under wraps. One night....hmm it may even have been Fiona's birthday and we met up in the "Griffin" in town and then as the night progressed ended up back at someones flat..... The McDonalds Stoners were there as wll as Graeme and Fiona. Graeme said he was going to drive Fiona home and then come back for me..... at this point I didn't know they were "hiding the sausage" together. So of course it take the git 3 hours to come back for me.

In that time I am sat with a bunch of stoners who are watching a MUTE television and laughing their F*ing arses off at it whilst I try and drink stinking becks feeling sober as a judge. Ah! those were the days!!

Graeme never drank a drop and I swear to god the man could get a party going in a nunnery on menstruation week. He had no need for the demon drink and left that to us lesser mortals. Always a cheery smily guy!!

Not sure what the big dude is up to these days. I know that he left work to do some kind of Care in the community thing but apart from that zilch. I still have his phone number and not too long ago when I was steeming I phoned him up. No one answered and I forgot about it. Next day he called back but I had no idea who he was and thought it was a wrong number so told him he was mistaken and no one in their right minds would call him at 4am in the morning.