The Ballad of Alan Cullen

Alan Cullen was the jewel of the lobby. Loved by all the "old yins" with a passion. Alan was a crazy guy and he even dyed his hair pure blonde and got an earring....shocked the oldies anyways. I remember Alan was telling me about all the debt he was in and I couldnt believe how anyone could get themselves in that state.... well I totally get it now big guy!!! two credit cards/ loans/ overdrafts... we are practically brothers man!!!

One night Alan thought it would be a good idea to go to the pub during his break from work. He had a few drinks and then came back over... clocked in.... and headed right back over to the pub for more of the same. I think in the end some f the crew had to drag hom back over to McDonalds.

After McDonalds Alan got a job at the bus station and the last time I bumped into him he was working in Next and had a ponytail. Where is he now???

Alan was sacked for nabbing a cheeseburger whilst in the middle of his shift. Detective Charles Bokus was on the case though. He followed Alan to the crewroom but the trail went cold at the crewroom toilets. Cunning Chick deduced what had happened and came up with a deliberate ruse to fool the master thiefter. Chick took an unused cheeseburger wrapper and stuck it under the tap..... he called Alan into the office and told him that he had found it in the crewroom toilets after he had been in there. Under the stress of interrogation Alan confessed and was promptly shown the door!!

With that in mind I have created a T-shirt to commemorate Alan... all proceeds to the Alan Cullen Cheeseburger fund:-




This essential T-shirt can be bought at http://www.cafepress.com/trongatecrew
along with other famous Trongate Tshirts