Tommy Shaw's Stag Do!

No amount of therapy will ever let me forget Tommy Shaws Stag night in the Fox and hound. Apparantly he had more than one but he will never forget the McDonalds stag do!
Obviously had to be held in the Fox. Well there was a great turn out. At one point Matt Lowe went out the pub and Graeme Innes and a friend Pished in his pint. It was horrible. When Matt returned the whole pub was watching him. As soon as he picked up his pint there was a synchronised "look at your feet" throughout the whole pub. Matt drank some of the pint and said it tasted a bit funny. Not content with having him drink a bit of it Graeme Innes ordered Charlie the bar man to top it up so Matt would hoover the rest of it up. He seemed quite happy with it after that as well. Another reason not to leave your pint sitting alone if Graeme Innes is with you!!

Later on the night is a blur to me. I remember us all sitting and a variety of drinks being bought as rounds. At one pioint I was calling the then store manager Iain Mane a big concorde nose b*$tard. I couldn’t handle whiskey at the time and someone had got me one instead of a southern comfort which I had added to my pint of lager. When I tasted the drink I realised I didn’t like it and thought it would be a good idea to throw it at Tony O’Rourke (it seemed like a logical thing to do). I hit him right on his fancy jumper. He was well pissed. Threw a drink right back at me. Missed and hit Michelle Fenton’s brother who was a rather big boy. He was ready to kill Tony. Lucky for Tony everyone realised I had started it and poured their drinks over my head.

The plan was to tie Tommy up outside Bennetts with his trousers down. Rather than wait until we had walked round to Bennetts someone decided to grab as soon as we got outside the Fox. Which was a smashing idea as Tommy passed out due to the amount of drink. So did we let him off?? Nope. We had to carry him from the Fox round to Bennetts. I remember having a leg to carry and his arse scraping off the ground as we dragged him the 200 metres. Still passed out Tommy was tied to a lamp post with his trousers down and a Tshirt sporting a rude slogan like "I like big willies" or something

The next day I woke up with a "Minor" hangover and couldn’t quite figure out why my hair was all hard and sticky – it was due to all the booze poured on it the night before, what were you thinking??