Dodgy report

The website: http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/sights/glaTrongate.html

has this to say about our beautiful place of work

"The Trongate also boasts the dodgiest McDonalds in the world. If you ever venture into this McDonalds (perhaps escaping the beggar chasing you down the street) you are three times as likely to witness some sort of fast food related violence as you would in the second dodgiest McDonalds in the world, located at the other end of Argyle street. In fact I'm sure that one time there were more people standing outside asking for money than there were inside the place eating."

I mean how can they say that we had the dodgiest McDonalds in Glasgow and Argyle street second. Wasn't it Argyle Street where that junkie overdosed in the loo? I mean come on!! give me a break. We never had any fatalities!!!!