Weird Customers

Remember when Customers would eat three quarters of their chips and then complain that they were cold??

Once there was a junky family in and the daddy junkie noticed a very small spider on the seat. Shouted on me and pointed it out saying "that could hiv went intae ma weans ear ye kno"

Another time an old woman was in and was sick on thee floor....she had been boozing.... as i went over to the table with mop in hand she handed me a plastic bag... "whats this?" I asked..."well the rest of it had to go somewhere"....I was holding a plastic bag full of some drunkan old biddy's spew. I was so disgusted i threw the mop down and ran and his in the lobby cupboard.....then the old biddy went into the toilets and stuck her feet in the sink to clean the carrot chunkc off of her feet and sandals that she was wearing.

What about the stamp licker and his wife? can you remember them? This old couple who used to come in and the old guy could'nt control his tongue and was always sticking it out as far as it would go. the wifey would go up to the counter and she spoke really weird.... it was like a high pitch "oooh yee haa, yee haaaa....filly o fish yee ha" and the old guy always wanted a fillet o fish and they would always question how much their order was.